Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Belly button hurt by chair

I was leaning across the old wooden chair when my gut rested on the edge and it went right into the belly button. It hurt. I stupidly went "what the fuck was that?" then poked myself there to confirm that's what it was; a self-strike with a chair to the belly button.

The confirming poke hurt as much as the chair-issued one. 

I'm short and fat; it leads to adventures with furniture. Not sexy ones, just basic attempts at avoidance or use.

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