Saturday, September 09, 2017

Frosted balls

I've got a massive leg egg, where tissue swells on the inside of your thigh creating a subcutaneous lump that feels solid and is tender to the touch and agony to walk with.

Out of desperation I found a cold chemical based pain spray for sport injuries and sprayed the fuck out of the leg egg.

Only I didn't screen my balls when I sprayed and the cold mist caught them in the back blast.

I have a hot water bottle between my legs to keep the egg from pressing against my other leg and as an immediate counter to the ball frosting.

Frosted my own balls in a self-treatment fail.

(takes a bow).

Deeply hopeless.

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