Tuesday, November 01, 2016

A reverse quickening

In the most-excellent Highlander movie the protagonists got a giddy thrill shoot through their bodies; the quickening.

It made them feel all toasty inside about being effectively immortal.

I have the reverse quickening. Oh, it's still quick but it doesn't feel great. It's the discharge of the brown from my system after three days of IBS-fuelled constipation.  

After each event my abdomen spasms in torment and my breath is speeded by pain. Then it quiets down for a bit until it's time to go again.

I hate the reverse quickening—and I hate Highlander 2.

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