Tuesday, August 02, 2016

The car ejaculated brollies on me

I opened the packed boot only to have a normal-sized brolly and a shoulder-bag-sized one to spurt out at me from the combined pressure of all that was within. 

I was somewhat shocked to have received the brolly ejaculate. 

Ever since we paid out the lease it's been acting badly—you naughty car!

It's lucky that I, unless it's a computer and I am highly stressed, rarely take out my anger on inanimate objects—but it has been known to happen.

Not Basil angry though; never that bad.

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