Friday, January 01, 2016

A grim tiding

When you ride an exercise bike for an hour a day then your arse and mid-section goes numb about the 12 kay mark. 

I rose from my saddle for a break at 17 kays and within my numbed area felt a "loosening" feeling. 

I sat down, afeared of self-soiling, but committed to riding out the 20 before confirming the worst.

And it didn't happen!

I gave a fist pump to the air of accomplishment, the not soiling of myself, and felt like Will Ferrell in Step Brothers when he bought loo paper for the first time.

It's amazing how your sense of accomplishment shrinks when you're afflicted with a bunch'o'crap.

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