Wednesday, December 02, 2015

Two sharts and a goring

I sharted twice today—green water. The first time was while on the bed but it was mild and easily dealt with. The second time happened during my mid-ride break at the 10.5 kay mark and I had to spin the foot pedal, dash in, strip off, clean up, re-clothe, and get back into the shed to spin the pedal again lest the exercise bike reset and I lose my stats for the ride.

Later, whilst playing dinosaurs with theboy, I got gored in the stomach by a toy triceratops. And yes, the pronging hurt.

So if you had to sum the day up then it's two sharts and a goring. I know, it sounds like a comedy trio—and not a great one.

"I hear they sound like shit."

~FIN~

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