Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Cheated death again

I've hilariously nearly been killed over 30 times and today I dodged another possible ending.

I had to remove a memory card from a camera. I clicked down the button and the card shot out of the camera in a ballistic arc and bounced off my bottom lip. It fell to the desk undamaged.

Just a centimetre difference and it would have gone straight past the uvula and likely lodged in my throat—its thin rectangle shape almost certainly resistant to even the most vigorous back or sternum pound to dislodge.

If parallel universes exist then some poor alternate Mikey just died through camera-based misadventure. 

Meanwhile this universe's Mikey just keeps on ticking.

WFTW.

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