We do Storyverse during bath-time after, that is, theBoy finds then deals with a taunting Fat Controller.
Tonight theBoy starred in Storyverse, he's usually present, and for some reason a lady squirrel protester armed with a placard ran out and started whacking him with her placard whilst screaming abuse. I forget what her cause was, I presume it was just. Since I had my Time magazine to hand I started lightly whacking theBoy's noggin with the mag held out flat as he sat in the bath.
theBoy pushed my mag-armed hand aside. 'I kick her!' he yelled.
'Where, Chooky?' I asked, curious as to where he'd aimed his foot.
'The 'gina,' he said happily after a moment of introspection.
I cracked up, bent double in a screaming gigglefit. theBoy's grin remained as I convulsed on the chair.
'And everyone cheered!' he added.
--FIN---
Tonight theBoy starred in Storyverse, he's usually present, and for some reason a lady squirrel protester armed with a placard ran out and started whacking him with her placard whilst screaming abuse. I forget what her cause was, I presume it was just. Since I had my Time magazine to hand I started lightly whacking theBoy's noggin with the mag held out flat as he sat in the bath.
theBoy pushed my mag-armed hand aside. 'I kick her!' he yelled.
'Where, Chooky?' I asked, curious as to where he'd aimed his foot.
'The 'gina,' he said happily after a moment of introspection.
I cracked up, bent double in a screaming gigglefit. theBoy's grin remained as I convulsed on the chair.
'And everyone cheered!' he added.
--FIN---
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