(With thanks to Liz Lemon)
I have a cold. I caught it from theWife. I was fine at 9.15 pm. Now my nose is stuffed, I'm coughing and I've got a headache and a sore throat. I don't have man flu; I have MAN FLU EXTREME!
Stupid man flu and its weirdly efficiently quick onset. Which, as luck would have it, is the name of my fourteenth self-published album.