HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/
He has an inquiring mind. That's a good thing, right?
Yes ... yes it is...
I hope you had a straw nearby as the example ;)