Friday, June 22, 2012

When urinating in your backyard

... do you time your release for when there is passing traffic noise so it drowns out the sound of your flow?

9 comments:

  1. Can't say I've ever urinated in my backyard. So I'm going to go with "no" on this one.

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  2. 'Now are you sure about that...?'

    (Throws polaroids across interrogation table)

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  3. GametesRhyme5:08 PM

    Doing the yard wee, in the special wee spot - the bomb! I usually don't care, coz usually I'm huddled down trying to not splash the feet/legs..

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  4. Yup, never weed in the yard. Sorry to shatter your illusions, Mikey. :p

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  5. It's just like My Secret Garden only it's Wee Place, not Garden.

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  6. GametesRhyme10:35 PM

    Cass, on this I definitely think that you're missing out. Even as a person without said dangly appendage, there is a sense of freedom when urinating outside.
    Of course whilst camping, there's the double check to make sure that stinging nettle (oh my sensitive parts!), ants, random reptiles, et al are elsewhere to ensure no interuption, plus the whole no foot/leg splash thing.

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  7. Is it wrong that I have up to five spots?

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  8. I've weed outdoors when I've been out bush or something. But in the yard? I'm not that lazy. :p

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  9. I fully admit the ease of the wee for a dude means the outside effort is not that difficult. So sometimes it's easier to go outside...

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