Thanks to some kind friends that took theBoy for a sleep over we were able to go to dah movies—we saw Prometheus!
The movie itself was okay but the most fun was before the movie. We went to dinner at one restaurant, had dessert at another, then killed the remaining waiting time just wandering around and making fun of shops, dodgy ads or shop names, as well as window shopped for awesome Lego sets. We even fired up a pair of side-by-side massage chairs in the cavernous shopping strip below the cinema but decided their robotic ministrations were creepy and untoward. It felt like a giant camel was kneading my knees with robot lips.
But it was so super nice to get a chance to go out. Yay, Super Friends!
Good to hear you & unbelievably awesome TheWife got to have some alone time!
ReplyDeleteSo is there an equivalent (completely non sex related) story verse that the 2 of you engage? If so, and TheWife consents, do tell!
Well there's an array of annoying things I to do her that I think are funny, such as pretending to have heard something different (Pirate instead of Parrot or vice-versa; you'd be surprised how often that can come up). And we certainly have developed a Butcher's cant-like patois we call couplespeak. For example a shower is a shizzle and a newspaper is a rowdy. And there's voices we each do and a lot of singing semi-rude songs about what we're doing* to the tunes of classic '80s rock---A Total Eclipse of the Heart being a good example---or actual classical; e.g. Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
ReplyDeleteOh and farts get blamed on an invisible elephant---(as said in a disappointed voice) 'oh, elephant...'---which is a direct steal from Bill Cosby.
Suck it, Cosby. You had your time.
*or what I plan to do to theBoy---'I think it's cuddle time!'---which causes him to run off and hide.
Sounds like it was lots of fun! :)
ReplyDeleteIt totally was. Want me to do a baby sit?
ReplyDeleteMaybe at some point soonish. Once I'm recovered from the lingering plague and soforth. Although I totes* owe you guys at least a couple more.
ReplyDelete* Young people speak for totally. Innit.
Oh, pshaw. It all evens out. Besides, you're awesome. So it's also a thanks for that.
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