HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/
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(sorry, typo)I know! Maybe he has a penis shaped tricorder or something? Maybe he got it as a gag gift for his bachelor's party the night before he was going to marry that green skinned alien with the three vaginas or something? 'Thanks Spock. Now ... allIneed ... is ... onemorepenis ... to ...satisfyher.' 'Jim, I'd be honoured.'