Here's the distilled essence.
'Humpty and Stumpty get turned into cheese and Rat eats them! And I watch...'
HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/