Humans are the most social of creatures. We are, for example, the only animals that can be ostracised electronically. Think about that.
It's my third or so part-day back. So I am still running into people I have not seen since I left to experience The Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer! C--- wanted to see my scar, so I showed him, dakking myself for some side-al near nudity—undies stayed on. They had a goldfish bowl at work but the fish died. I then immediately told one of my favourite high school stories about the time someone chucked a franger into the science teacher's aquarium and the water went cloudy from the spermicide.
Later I was talking to P---. P--- is a dude who just so happens to look like a young, flame-haired Catweazel. For some reason the subject of condoms came up. I launched into another high school story about the mad-as-all-fuck social studies teacher who demonstrated condom rolling by rolling one onto the knobby end of the blind kid's cane. Yes, she got spermicide all over the cane's knob.
What a world we live in. That I can tell two high school stories on the same day to two different people in the same workplace and in both stories, in-context, deliver humorous anecdotes about the inappropriate deployment of spermicide.
I think the OHS officer side of you would be pleased.. safety first! regardless of its some work action, or some other kind ;)
ReplyDeleteIndeed! I was the first aid officer, but my certificate expired while I was away. I was the OH&S Nazi in the last building but over here someone else is doing the gig. They have their own idea of how it should be managed. Fair enough. But I for one will never use the open stairway from the foyer. It's a friggin' death trap. And I suspect one that would be made a more effective death trap should someone drop a turned-inside-out-unused-condom and inadvertently smear spermicide on a step.
ReplyDeleteif there's ever a jizz attack on the stairs, you'll have dealt with the potential threat :D
ReplyDelete'Jizz attack' tee hee hee .
ReplyDeleteI admit a jizz spill would be a greater issue - ha ha - to deal with on the stairs...
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