My belt was in the laundry sink. I left it there after pulling it free from the confines of my dirty pants prior to their laundering. Now wearing the very pants I had laundered I had to retrieve the belt.
As I walked into the laundry my big toe partially intruded into a squishy yellowed lung sausage upon the tiled floor. A lung sausage left in the night by one of our two cats.
Alas I cannot bend so all I could do was wipe off the toe and inform theWife there was a clean-up in aisle three.
theCats! (shakes fist impotently at the true masters of theHouse)