Friday, August 05, 2011

Terror in the toilet!

I had just lowered my naked buttocks onto the toilet seat when I heard a loud BZZZZZZZZT.

It almost scared the shit out of me.

For a few seconds I was convinced someone had booby-trapped the toilet with a weight-triggered joke buzzer. Fortunately I didn't go uber paranoid and assume it was something worse.

But then the buzz happened again and it was almost immediately followed by a crackling speaker voice of ‘this is a test of the emergency warning system…’

Phew!

Naturally when I completed my business I had to run off and tell people all about my momentary fecal fear.

Later TLR sent me a word-art pic of a poo he’d just done. It looked like a submarine floating upside down like a dead fish.

Classy.

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