Friday, August 05, 2011

I have a dinosaur nipple clamp on

Actually, it's a plastic bookmark. Only I bookmarked my polo shirt pocket causing the cloth of the pocket to pucker out directly above my nipple and it fully looks like my erect man-chest ender is thrusting through the middle of the dinosaur's stomach.

It's a quality look and one I think that goes well with my frazzled failed nerd appearance of late.

I really need a haircut. I look like a man wanted for questioning over recent exposures to vulnerable demographics.

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