Actually, it's a plastic bookmark. Only I bookmarked my polo shirt pocket causing the cloth of the pocket to pucker out directly above my nipple and it fully looks like my erect man-chest ender is thrusting through the middle of the dinosaur's stomach.
It's a quality look and one I think that goes well with my frazzled failed nerd appearance of late.
I really need a haircut. I look like a man wanted for questioning over recent exposures to vulnerable demographics.