'Sorry, Chooky, you can't put a cork in Mr Maker's bottom because his robot hand gets in the way.'
Yes, that happened.
HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/