... to do no.1's with a fistful of tiny teddies held in your off-hand ... then eating them?
The irony is that my cock is probably far cleaner than the computer desk I rested the TT's on prior to mouthal entry.
HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/