I dislike utes and ute drivers. If I see a sparkly ute in an urban environment I assume the driver is a cock-spank unless circumstances prove otherwise. I know it's a highly judgmental way to think, and I even admit bigoted, but then my evidence of interactions with ute drivers and seeing them in action on the roads almost justifies it.
So I have to ask myself why the fuck the Australian Federal Police here in Canberra decided to bring into play a bunch of souped up police utes branded as Rapid Responders.
Is it the inner bogan in the cops rising to the fore? Or do they honestly believe that utes give them superior response capability?
Given the high incident of fuckwittery that is present in the ute owning / driving population surely it seems an unusual move from the boys in blue to sign up to motoring in the very same?
Inquiring minds want to know.