Today the subject of Captain Pugwash and the double entendre names of the crew (Master Bates and Seaman Staines) came up*.
I needed to come up with my own Pugwash-esq name. One that met the equally demanding criteria of having of a salty nautical flavour and which also sounded a little dirty.
I hereby stick a flag in and claim the following in the name of Mikey(tm)
... Seaman Blowhole ...
* yes, pun intended.