My Pugwash name

Today the subject of Captain Pugwash and the double entendre names of the crew (Master Bates and Seaman Staines) came up*.

I needed to come up with my own Pugwash-esq name. One that met the equally demanding criteria of having of a salty nautical flavour and which also sounded a little dirty.

I hereby stick a flag in and claim the following in the name of Mikey(tm)

... Seaman Blowhole ...


* yes, pun intended.