I almost prefaced it with 'it is my absolute pleasure to inform you that ...'

Today I had an email from Ranty asking for assistance.

My boss had instructed me that all future requests go through her, but she was away. So I decided I would help out, providing an unhelpful link to an e-form to request what she wanted. I also noted that 'all future requests are to go through [new boss]'.

Later I heard ranty bitching about the "rigmarole" I had put her through.

Suck. Shit.

That is all.