Saturday, November 14, 2009

Testasquishaphobia

The fear you have as a man that when you sit down on the toilet that you're accidentally going to park yourself on one of your balls.

I know for one that I re-arrange or even manually shield as I lower myself just in case.

Hey, when you have old balls*, this danger is a genuine threat.

*When your balls have descended well past your nob. As ably demonstrated by the extended descent of the balls of Cecil the Ram

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