I have friends that work in a variety of fields - though given the nature of Canberra most work in fields that assist others - teachers, public servants, policemen, etc.
I'm also fortunate enough to have two friends who are nurses - and they tell me nursing tales. Which are both disgusting and informative.
Last night I learned a new phrase. The phrase which is apparently the descriptive given to a guy who has a partial erection due to a full bladder. I had one this morning in fact. Apparently its a common reaction as seen in old dudes with catheters.
That descriptive is "Piss Fattie".
What an awesomely useful phrase. Thanks C!