Friday, August 14, 2009

Recent FPs

I was at the local cafe and I saw the large bald goatee clad owner was cutting into a fresh tray of lasange.

Me?...

'How many boyfriends have you got?'

Because ... his knife touched the bottom of the pan ... you know, as with a birthday cake...

Fortunately, he didn't hear me.

S rides a motorbike. On the ride home he was considering wearing his bike jeans over his business trousers and did an experimental donning of them at his desk.

Me, concerned at his ability to walk with two pairs of pants on...

'You won't be able to move. You'll be super stiff in the crotch.'

And yes, there was no entendre intended.

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