Oh dear

Spammers who offer to improve the capabilities of my khram are beginning to sound a lot like the Czech brothers from SNL.

A sampling of recent Subject lines...

Extra hours of making her happy
Something to raise your lever
Improvement for night intruder
Make your man's carrot grow
Become legendary macho
For never failing ill-life
Never finish fast in bed
Bringing fuel of passion
Use your carrot better
Give your nob real power
Pilules for boy-on-girl action
Make her sweaty and exhausted
Love response won't be weak
Desire activator
Send your satellite inside her!
Liquidate man's main problem
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That last one is particularly obtuse.