If HM was on Twitter ...

Thank god. Out of here. Boo to shopfronts! http://bit.ly/RC1ty2

Feeling postal... http://bit.ly/cv1ty2

Hate...seethe....hate... http://bit.ly/bh1ty2

I've wasted so much fcking time! http://bit.ly/pC1ty2

Why can't I do this through the web?! http://bit.ly/Ry1ty2

Noooooo! This is so fcked. http://bit.ly/pC1ty2

Plse... I just want to get outofhere. http://bit.ly/PC1ty2

Oh my gawd, hurry the fck up. http://bit.ly/RC1to2

Really should have gone to toilet 1st http://bit.ly/pp1tft

Oh come on! http://bit.ly/RC1ty112

Checklist - 'Do I sometimes veer dangerously down the lane for 0 rsn? Yes/sometimes/no http://bit.ly/RC1ty2

Only decent sized thing to rd is Driving after 75. http://bit.ly/RC1ty15

Nothing to read. Always bring a book - always! http://bit.ly/RC1ty24

I have a B ticket. Just A tickets on the queue screen. http://bit.ly/RC1ty2

Jesus Christ, how many people are here?! I thought it'd be like 2 ple. http://bit.ly/RC1ty

At the govt shopfront to get my defect notice lifted http://bit.ly/RC1ty