From Fabio's heart ... to you ...

Hello ladies and men who like men, I am Fabio, wünderman. No, that’s not enough for Fabio. Uppercase I think, WÜNDERMAN.

The ladies, and men who like men, you like the Fabio – and too much I fear. Some men approach my level of beauty as well, and forever are being troubled by too much attention.

The ladies, and men who like men, they see Fabio and they think he is up for it. But no, the reality is Fabio can only perform sexually seven to eight times a day before even Fabio needs a love nap.

I have been blessed and cursed by my beauty. Legend has it even as a baby fresh from my mother’s womb the attending midwife attempted to mount Fabio. And my mother, my dear sweet mother, did get moist in her vag-glands from Fabio’s suckling.

In my many travels I have found but one thing and one thing alone repels the ladies, and men who like men.

Fabio, who with men (who did not like men because they would not be focussed on Fabio’s needs otherwise) in white coats, has developed a potion – a poultice if you will – that can temporarily quench the desires of the ladies and men who like men – from attempting to pull down Fabio’s tight leather pants and have sexual congress with his – that is my – parts which are occasionally private in nature.

Fabio is proud to introduce his sexy new roll on, Extract of Goose Blood. Yes, a little dab here and a little dab there on the face, and the ladies – and men who like men – temporarily have their flames of desire turned down to an acceptable level.

Fabio was turned on to this secret repelling agent from a horrifying accident involving Fabio, a roller coaster, and a low flying goose. Fabio could tell from the reactions of the many ladies clustered around him like moths around a very bright light that they, while still wishing to mount Fabio, most likely would not have done so while blood and feathers were smeared across Fabio’s face.

So there you have it beautiful people. If you need to dim the burning passion in another, simply roll on Fabio’s extract of goose blood. Also, the roll on is shaped like the top 1/8th of Fabio’s Johnson, so if you like, and you know you might, you can have some sexy alone time as well.

However don’t do what Fabio did and leave the roll on out on the chair next to the shower…