Well no mistaking my slippers

Recently we upgraded our slopping round the house footwear and we tooled up with new slippers. I kept forgetting which pair was mine.

That's the first part of the info you needed to know.

Also, I have an incredibly fucked habit of ripping skin off my feet. It used to be the left one only but I broke ground on old righty about a year back and now I am ripping at both of them.

Part two.

The other day I ripped a big slip of skin off the side of ole dirty righty bastard. I bled. That happens when you pick at your feet.

Without thinking I jammed my bleeding foot in the slipper.

Yeah ... it looked like a sideways stigmata had fountained off or someone had shaken up a squeezy sauce bottle then given a squirt up it.

Still ... silver lining ... I can always tell which slippers are mine. Since mine's the pair with the fucking great bloodstain in the right one.

Maybe when Cluedo updates they could consider beating Mr Body to death with my bloody slipper?

That would be something.

UPDATE: This would also be a way kewl new Cluedo weapon... only to do it justice they'd have to expand the location cards to include the secret passage...