Saturday, February 14, 2009

A valentine's conversation

Me - 'I made you a valentine's present. But I can't show it to you.'

TheWife - 'Oh baby, I didn't get you anything.'

Me - 'No, no you don't understand. I can't show it to you. You see I did a shit ... and one of the bits looked like a love heart. I thought about showing it to you then decided you probably wouldn't have wanted to see it.'

TheWife - '...'

I'm romantic...

4 comments:

  1. When you were a kid, did you run around after the girls in the playground, offering to show them the snot you'd just picked out of your nose?

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  2. I think that anyone who can have that kind of conversation with their partner will never ever find themselves alone! :)

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