Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Get fcked woman

I was driving back home on a darkened 80 kay each way road when up ahead I saw two cars parked by the side. One had its hazards going. So I slowed from 80 to 70.

At that point I could see a Roo's body lying in the middle of the road.

I had a fraction of a second to decide what to do. I decided against braking sharply because I would still have hit it and I could have lost control. Instead I went over the top of it and tried my best to guide the wheels so they'd go either side of the body.

The car shook and made horrible bump noises as I went over the top.

I slowed down after hitting it, worried I'd done some damage to the vehicle (I assumed the roo was already well fucked). As I slowed one of the by the side people came looming out of the dark. She was making the exaggerated 'what the fuck?!' open hand gestures and mouthing at me like I was an idiot.

Listen lady. I made a snap decision to do what I did. If you were so concerned for the fucking roo then you should have dragged it the fuck off the road. I sure as fuck wasn't going to pull over and check my car in the dark in the middle of the night with a blonde halfwit like you getting in my ear.

I hazard you were the mol that ran it down. Like I said, if you're so concerned drag it off the road. In fact you should have done that anyway.

So take your 'what the fuck?!' exaggerated hand gestures and please to be cramming them right up your arse.

UPDATE: I probably should have stopped. But I was feeling a bit shocked about the near accident (and running over of the presumed corpse), and the abusive gesturing from Little Miss Roadside Assist decided it for me. Apologies nature lovers.

1 comment:

  1. I hear you. It's like when I was goin a bit beyond the limit on the parkway, in the overtaking lane, and had some nutbag woman zip around me, flip the bird, and then keep going.

    Seriously, she's getting pissed off because I wasn't speeding to her satisfaction?

    I'm backing your Areaplay. Crazy woman should've done something about the body rather than leaving it lying on the road.

    Maybe she'd planted it there to hijack/rob anybody that stopped...oooh, those nefarious bogans...


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