Wednesday, January 21, 2009

bunker buster

n. A bomb that is designed to attack underground fortified positions by penetrating rock or concrete to a certain depth before exploding.

n. The bowel movement I performed at 11.19am which proved to be a surprising conglomerate effort whose pebbling banding together nearly caused my rectal bunker to explode outward and leave a ragged hole where a sphincter once dwelt.

2 comments:

  1. Dear god, Mikey! Fibre! Oats, brown rice, fruit... abandon white bread/pasta/rice until you get that fixed up... it pains me to think about!

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  2. Oh Mikey how you make me laugh. Meanwhile, crapping on the boss' time. Very Australian!

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