I borrowed a flat bed trolley from another section today. They were having their morning tea clustered around a circle table when I tried to muscle the trolley past them. It banged the table.
What can I say? I am a show off. So, happy to have an audience reaction, I then proceeded to "accidentally" batter the trolley into various items - bins, chairs, the gap between work stations, more bins, and even into a work station proper, spooling looped tinsel to the floor.
'Sorry!' I yelled, as the tinsel spooled.
Then I admitted I couldn't even drive a manual.
I am incorrigible.