Sunday, December 14, 2008

Bog watch III

I'm a bog watcher, in the sense I check that my leavings have left.

Tell me arm chair psychs out there. Is it disturbing that when I just checked said leavings that my first thought was 'wow, my turd fully looks like my cock.'?

I'm going to have a punt on a yes ...

Then, is it icing on the disturbing cake that I went and told the world about it?

God bless blogging, everyone.

3 comments:

  1. Mate - you are obviously a disoriented german. Having lived there for a very long time I came to appreciate the subtle pleasure of checking before flushing.

    http://www.asecular.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm
    see attached

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  2. Ha! Well, I hope it was a, erm, particularly nice-looking turd... Was this one too disturbing to share with TheWife?

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  3. Nah, as far as turds go it was nothing to write home about ("Dear Mother, you would not believe the most splendid ablution I made in potty today...").

    Just looked a bit like my cock is all.

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