I'm a bog watcher, in the sense I check that my leavings have left.
Tell me arm chair psychs out there. Is it disturbing that when I just checked said leavings that my first thought was 'wow, my turd fully looks like my cock.'?
I'm going to have a punt on a yes ...
Then, is it icing on the disturbing cake that I went and told the world about it?
God bless blogging, everyone.