Sigh

Don't you hate it when your baby works out that the noisy toy's hideously jangling 'Here we go round the big red barn ...' chorus will re-start if he keeps pressing the button ...

I know, I could resolve it by taking out the batteries but well he did learn to do it so good for him.

Stupid noisy toys. What's wrong with the fucking paddle with the ball attached on the stretchy string we had when we was kids!

We was lucky to even have that!

And so forth.