'McCain Palin are much like caricatures,' said enthusiastic GOP publicity shill Melanie Gapinghole, on leave from Fox where she bobs up and down like one of those plastic spring head thingies in the back window of cars. 'And as such can easily be read by ordinary Americans like Joe Six Pack and Jane Winebox. In this complex day and age, Americans are too busy supporting America by watching Fox on their oversized energy draining TV's than to peruse political policy statements that inevitably point out that soaking in debt is likely a bad thing. So they're looking to ease their burden. Crusty old shaky man grandfather with bright eyed gun toting sexy grand daughter, with a kind of will they won't they tinge, is just what your average American needs right now in order to avoid thinking about the issues.'
'Also, with cheap food providing both comfort and sustience, troubled times means more fast food is eaten,' she added. 'And the GOP stand for troubled times. And of course corporations.'
The latest corporate cartoon endorsement for McCain Palin has come from the McDonald's corporation icon, the Hamburglar. The stripped and masked identity indicating his support by fronting a recent rally.
'Robble robble robble robble,' declared the Hamburglar, angrily denouncing the Democratic party as being bad for the brain, adding 'Robble robble robble Hussein robble.' - placing direct emphasis on the Democrat's middle name. Crazy McCain Palin rally lady, trucked in especially for the occasion, said that Obama would have an all black cabinet and the lights would have to be left on all the time in the Whitehouse because otherwise you couldn't see them in the dark.
'Also he's a Muslim,' she added. 'And Arab. And spent 20 years in a Christian church listening to that Wright fellow go on about the white man.'
When Crazy McCain Palin Rally lady was informed that Obama would hardly be both a Muslim and attend a Christian church for 20 years her brain blue screened and she had to be re-set.
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