I was in the local chemist when I noticed they had one of those big signs saying X number of cents per Nurofen pack sold went to prostate cancer research.
Anyway, as I was having my script processed I nonchalantly mentioned that I thought nurofens were taken orally.
Huh? responded chem woman.
'You know,' I said pointing at the sign. 'Cos' I think it would hurt going in the other way.'
'Oh no,' she said. 'It is orally. That's just money going for research. It doesn't mean nurofen is taken ... er ... that way.'
I kill me. Still, I was laughing (in my head). And in the end, isn't that the most important thing?