HM here. Public servant and union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/
You really should stop posting about the bad side of babies, or I'm never going to be allowed to have one. Yikes though... I think I'd rather pretend that's never going to happen to us!!
Aw man, it's okay. The benefits outweigh the crap. Seriously. It's just ... well ... gross for the gross bits.