Parents of babies know what I am talking about.
Man, that was the worst one yet. It was all over his groin. Like muddy underpants. I woke theWife up when I kept shrieking 'Oh my god ... it's shit!'
HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have cats. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in primary school. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/