Fuck I hate those. I end up staring up at a light and waggling my fingers at my nostrils like a nasally located trick is about to occur and ... nothing.
HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/