Today I noticed that the door of the plant room / fire extinguisher room was missing something. Or rather things. The raised lettering that proudly proclaimed the contents therein was missing all the I's. Someone it seemed had a penchant for slivers of I shaped metal. For what purpose they needed them I do not know.
Anyway I was telling my co-worker about it when over-the-partition guy piped up.
'Did you say there's been a vowel movement?'
Groan indeed. But, have to admit, pretty quick on the uptake.
Or should that be quck?