Area Sheen needs glasses or something

Ah celebrities. When will you learn any electronic device you speak near should be considered both live and recording. You need to practice some op sec. Esp when said device is actually purpose built for it and you're knowingly leaving a message.

Take Charlie Sheen. I respect Sheen's body of work - he's a funny man and his movies are classic. He has some relationship issues, and alas for Sheen we all know about them.

He left a salty tinged voicemail on his ex's phone. Again, I can understand it. Love soured is the worst kind of sour to have except the unrequited love sour kind - which is a factor more awful.

Anyway his ex is Denise Richards. She was in Starship Troopers the movie and also that comedy that involved cheerleaders killing each other. She's a B lister for sure. She met Sheen, they got married, had kids, then as is the way with being in the spotlight and regularly having people in your life that would willingly pleasure you and frequently offer to do so their relationship fell apart.

Which is sad.

So Sheen abused Richards via her voicemail and allegedly left the following message.

You're a f***ing liar. So, you know what it's like, f**k you. OK, I hope you rot in f***ing hell. You're a piece of s**t f***ing liar and I hope you f***ing rot in hell. So f**k you. I hope I never f***ing talk to you again you f***ing ****. F**k you. You're a coward and a liar and a f***ing n****r alright, so f**k you.

Yes, that's right. Sheen called Richards a n****r. Which is a particularly unpleasant word.

Here's a pic of Richards.

I think you'll agree she is perhaps one of the whitest people on the planet. If Hitler were around today she'd probably make the 2009 Aryan Girls Das Ein Booner my Schnitzel calendar.

Our man Sheen needs Fred Hollows stat.