Well not really. A bit.
Here's how it went down.
I had to escort a colleague to a computer to show her how to log into it. Her co-worker said 'you'll have to walk slow, she's got a sore back.'
As punters might know I self-chiropodize my left foot. I shouldn't, it's a dumb habit. Now and then I will worry at the sole so much I end up limping for a couple of days. I need some sort of hand cone to stop myself.
Anyhoo, since I was going to be limping, and she was going to be franken-walking on account of the sore back I said that it would be 'a parade of the crippled' on account of my sore foot.
Turns out she doesn't just have a sore back - which implies it's going to get better by the way - she has a condition - sciatica. So basically I called another worker 'a cripple'.
Nice one HM.