Well look no more. Simply sit in the middle up the back of a non bendy action bus. Your position will feel like you dominate all those who sit before you. Plus you get a whole Christ on the right, Holy Spirit on the left thing happening.
Wait a sec? That whole 'seated at the right hand of the father' Jesus thing. Is that our right or God's?
That could be confusing. There's a recipe for a schism right there.