Okay mate it's been a long day so it's time for you to -
- oh dear, sorry mate. Daddy didn't mean to monster burp in your face, shhhh, it's okay don't cry...
.... and so on.
HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/