I had a dichotomous meeting in the toilet doorway today. As punters know the toilet doorway at my work and I are not friends. Since that bastard doorway led to me toilet squishing the boss+++ in it.
Remember how Sesame Street would have those puppet skits where they’d do opposites? Near / Far, First / Last, Some / None etc? I loved them. Especially the Some / None one.
I tried to go through the doorway as another tried to go out.
He was a Boss++.
I am short. He is six and a half feet tall.
I am fat. He is rail thin.
I bounced off his pelvis as I tried to walk in.
So not only did we get a Short / Tall we got a Fat / Skinny opposite as well.
Fuck I hate that doorway. I think it may be my baby with the one eyebrow.