I should have live blogged this because she shit spewing forth and the forced jocularity is offending my logic centres.
What a pack of fuckwits. 'Kids will move on to other alcohol,' cries Dr B.
Alcopops retard the ability to determine volume consumed. They taste like fucking soft drinks for fucks sake. They are undertaxed for their alcohol volume. Therefore making them more expensive means they perhaps get consumed less. And less drunk girls turn up at casualty claiming their drink was spiked when in fact it was the 12 cruisers they drank in the last two hours.
God these people are idiots.
PS Nelson's idea was ... a committee on alcohol consumption. The very thing they attacked the ALP for. Unbelievable. Now he's claiming he'd do some sort of small business act without going to a committee - cue sycophantic applause.