Press Studs

There's this scene in the Hitchhiker books where one of Zaphod's mates discovers the planet of the pens, where pens from this universe escape to through micro-wormholes to live out a civilised existence. Apparently the friend ended up as a driver for a family of biros. Not many people believe him however a little later Zaphod had a very successful second hand pen business.

If there was a press stud planet I would thermo-nuke it into a dessicated cinder.

I fucking hate press studs. I don't have a great grip and on a wriggly greasy baby they become that much fucking harder to click into place.

Attention fastener people. Make a better press stud so whiny daddies like me don't get the shits. Also, now theNoo's in verbal skills range, I have to curb my tendency to snarl 'FUCK I HATE FUCKING PRESS STUDS' when I am trying to fasten them shut.