When placing a laptop in its case check you have zipped it up. Because otherwise when you pick it up the case will flap open and disgorge the laptop + extras on to the ground.
Fucking hell that shat me.
HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/