HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have cats. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in primary school. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/
Or porn star
Yeah but then his first pet would have had to be called "Monstrous".Maybe it was a Rottweiler or something.
Or a T-Rex
Oh! What about "King Dong"?
Hehe I was going to say porn star too... great minds, MB, great minds... also, I'm betting there's already a porn movie somewhere called 'King Dong'. I'm going to google it now... yep- it is. There is 'King Dong' and 'Mr Marcus is King Dong'. Ahhh internet...
Damn. I may have found my calling....